I feel I should write a blog. Its been too long since I have had a rant so i’m going to take a random pop at various “celebrity”…in the style of screenwipe if you please.
1. The cost of housing. The cunting house prices are so high and i am a first time buyer we have fuck all chance of buying a place. Blair’s fault for all the stealth taxes. You and your fake smiling cunting mothering wit. Guy Faulks had the right idea. He’s a cunt for failing.
2. Butlins– ‘Famous faces launched at Butlins’ – Cliff Richard, Michael Barrymore, Darren Day and Ian “H” Watkins and Lisa Scott-Lee of Steps. Fuck worrying about terrorist training camps, this is where the trouble starts, the list is like a shopping list for Cunts ‘r’ us.
3. Anybody who wants to be a ‘celebrity’ – Why not just say I want to be an attention seeking shallow talentless cunt, you cunt
4. Moped drivers – Driving round glorified fucking lawnmowers at all hours of the night, like some fucking stupid continental twat cos you haven’t got the fucking balls to get a proper bike, you fucking braindead antisocial cunts!!! When I grow old, my evening will be spent with a bottle of the finest whiskey and an air rifle, taking potshots at you little chav cunts.
5. knights – toadying toerags, services to this, services to that. Services to fuck all. Sir Bob cunting Geldof for fucks sake. Sir Elton Twat for services to fudgepacking. Knights, fuck ’em, they don’t even wear armour anymore. Cunts
6. Cockneys – Stop kidding yourselves that London is a great place to live you bunch of over populated, immigrant infested, barrow boy, congestion charged, waterless CUNTS.
7. Indiana Jones– I’m 33 years old now and i’m still terrified of snakes and nazis
8. Cyclists. If you have not noticed there are nice strips of green tarmac for your choice of travel. So STAY OUT OF THE FUCKING ROAD. Imagine the uproar if I drove on a cunting cycle lane. I’d do it as well if it meant I could take a few of you tree hugging “look at me with my cunty helmet” cuntish dickheads out. But it would be futile because you cunts never fucking use them.
9. Coathangers – Who the cunting fuck invented these bastards? If i wanted to spend hours attempting to get clothes out of my wardrobe I’d join a medical experiment and be injected with Parkinsons disease, drink 5 litres of White Lightning and blind myself with forks. Fuck off you wiry little CUNTS!
10. Noel Edmonds – and his Cosmic Superstore Just when you think the bearded, boiffanted cunt can’t get any more cunt like he does.
Come on, how many of you are in outrage with this. Probably less that those nodding in agreement but keeping very quiet. As that wonderful poet, Sir Dudley of Moore said once…”They’re all cunts out there….”
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